I hope the anti weed messages are at least funny so my legally high ass has something to laugh about.

Good news: nobody needs a chimney sweep these days

Bad news: we have even more dangerous mechanical monsters that could use little hands

Florida always 1 uping itself.

He also reportedly told the paper that Musk had several Black friends.

The ole “I have black friends” defense. Every racist ace up the sleeve.

I have anti Trump messages on my phone. Can I get a free deportation out of here? I’ll let my family sell my shit and send me the money.

Well he won the war on drugs, by making eggs more valuable than cocaine.

Does this mean assassination squads? Please let this mean assassination squads, there are a few good targets I can think of.

I used my credit card on Amazon and the charges showed up as amazon then I bought it on Amazon. Amazon is a store, stores are responsible for removing dangerous items from their shelves and should facilitate the return of the dangerous items.

I asked their AI and it said that they are indeed a store. And we know that an AI from a company is responsible for what the AI says.

Edit and just for good measure I asked if they were a distributor and retailer.

If it’s a feature of a car when you bought it and the insurance company insured the car then anything the car does by design must be covered. The only way an insurance company will get out of this is by making the insured sign a statement that if they use the feature it makes their policy void, the same way they can with rideshare apps if you don’t disclose that you are driving for a rideshare. They also can refuse to insure unless the feature is disabled. I can see in the future insurance companies demanding features be disabled before insuring them. They could say that the giant screens blank or the displayed content be simplified while in motion too.

Looks like we’re great again! A great big market crash that is. The yugest crash, very beautiful.

If I can’t work from home YOU can’t go to church from home. It doesn’t count if you are not in the building just like workers. The church didn’t pay all that money for this giant fucking cathedral and cold hard wooden seats to have you sit at home in your layzboy.

Put a $100 bill inside and when he goes to snatch it close the door. Dude is a whore.

Trump is such a whore, he’ll do anything for a dollar

Fuck Nazis but also you can say I hope the Nazis are murdered in glorious violence.