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Cake day: December 17th, 2023

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  • Everything higher than the second floor of a building is a big nope to me. My family made me go on holidays via airplane back when I was a wee child and I kept screaming for the entire duration of both flights. They never tried that shite ever again. I mean, what did they expect, really, knowing damn well about my severe anxiety issues? Even today I’d never set foot on any kind of aircraft, even with knockout medication and a million Dollars in return. Just no. I do not belong in the sky. I need solid ground or water under my feet. Interestingly enough it’s cool for me to go hiking in the mountains. The mountains are solid and therefore they are my friends. If I fall down, that’s on me then.


















  • Not precisely CCTV, but national television in a small country. I recently moved to a new gaff, renting the upper floor of my landlord’s house.

    Let’s just say it’s the sort of place where everyone knows everybody and it’s relatively easy to become the talk of the town.

    Hanging out with my punk rock friends and bandmates after work hours.

    National television interviewed a nun while we were walking by. Most of them did the 🤟 sign while hurling slurs against Christianity and whatnot. I tried to cover my face as best as I could like “yeah, sorry about that, they are drunk and shitfaced as hell”.

    Came back to my gaff and my landlord was laughing so hard.

    “You didn’t notice the second camera filming from the other side?”

    Right, let me just dig a hole in the garden to crawl into and die in, will ye?