I have people skills!

This has nothing to do with bots. Verification comes with more info provided on your part, which they will sell.

I’m going to have to download an app to use my zippers, aren’t I?

De Beers did it with diamond engagement rings as well.

I’ve always been afraid of being killed by a drunk driver, or dying while at work. Now both of those things can happen at the same time.

If this is another attempt to get me to stare into a laser, I’m going to say “Fool me once.”

Gen 4 was a lot of fun, probably my favorite lineup in any of the first few generations. Torterra is awesome.

I thought it might have been after I hit post, but the effort wasn’t there to edit or delete.

I wonder if they drew the dinosaur or the falling molten debris first?

Isn’t this the device that required you to take out the battery in order to change the game?

It’s the worst day to be on the internet.