+1 for Fleetdm. Definitely a self-hosted option that has come a long way with MDM options. https://fleetdm.com/

https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/

I still break out into Badger, badger, badger occasionally…

Oh man… I would love to experience Zork again for the first time. 😊

"West of House

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.

There is a small mailbox here."