If it’s a tie? Believe it or not move to the right

Anything to not install Linux right?

I won’t believe a single poll until this election is over. There is so much incentive for misinformation out there it is unbearable. Just get out and vote.

Nonsense, our oligarchs are One of the Good Ones™

My local store already has Christmas decorations out. I freaking hate it so much

That’s how you get a Redbox smashed into a million pieces all over your parking lot.

Keep in mind news sources reporting this, they want a dead heat to keep views up.

Worst possible? Really? Having a republican in her cabinet is worse then say cutting off support for Ukraine, or literally chucking puppies into the ocean? Hyperbole it it’s finest.

We’re talking about Unix so being as pedantic as possible is actually required.

AITA for beating my wife to death because she burnt my steak?

NTA, cooking a steak is basic knowledge and you told her not to burn it

• Reddit, probably.

My parents live in the country. They have one neighbor. He’s on meth so he likes to start chainsawing right around dark and continues until around 2am.

flash the bike with an aftermarket software.

Not a phrase I’d ever thought I’d hear.

Hey man those 3 people are almost millionaires. As soon as their crypto drops they’ll be in the same boat as the Starbucks CEO!

Basic tacos only! Not premium tacos!

1. egg bites, banana, grapes

2. leftover chicken sausage, noodles, green beans.

3. roasted chicken thighs, potatoes, some weird cucumbers with white sauce.

And I’m sure they won’t keep logs of that sort of thing.

Oh man I did dream of electric sheep last night! I couldn’t pass a captcha this morning either…

It’s a lot like Mad Men. No one does anything interesting in that show either. I’ve watched it five or six times now and they still haven’t done anything interesting. I’ll probably watch it again just to double check.

Guarantee this woman thinks abortions should be illegal.

Hot and a good cook? Is she single?