He doesn’t ‘think plastic straws are gonna affect sharks much as they’re munching their way through the ocean’. You seriously cannot reason with someone who thinks like him. He could be the poster child for how a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, seriously.

Takes a special kind of talent to be so offensive and hilarious at the same time.

So true. We’re manipulated daily through the power of words… what to buy/where to buy it, what to wear or eat, who to vote and not vote for, what to think and believe, how to live, now how to die even, etc. We need to open our ears more and really listen to what’s being told to us.

Lol, man, I hope they’re seeing these articles.

Lol, ok, I can see why this is called NOT THE ONION. Geeze, and this is the most powerful country in the world. Maybe they don’t actually know where Canada is, ha.

Oh oh oh, we want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we.