I was editing an Irish comedy recently which used “yinz” and “yiz” a lot.

podcasts - behind the bastards, you’re dead to me, no such thing as a fish

I have a 15+ year resume in my field and I struggled to find a job this year. It’s not because of you that finding a job is hard. It’s that job sites are like dating sites: the majority of posts are fake. You should decide on what kind of job you want and approach recruiters in that field - even with, maybe especially with, your requirements, they’ll be able to help you better than clicking auto-apply on LinkedIn.

BFU deez nuts lmao gottem

not to mention the squirrel got injured to the point it’s bone was sticking out of its tail and the guy didn’t take it to the vet because they wouldn’t let him keep it as a pet.

eh, scientology already did it better

The other part of it is there’s not only one monkey who does Hamlet correct on the first attempt, there’s two, three four, guess what - an infinite amount of them.

And another infinity that get it right after 5 minutes

Another infinity that take exactly 10 years 3 months 2 days 3 hours 4 minutes and 17 seconds

And another infinity that takes one second less than the life of the universe

And another infinity that takes a googleplex of the lifetime of the universe to complete

that’s the point of the thought experiment

you don’t have to make a living from the thing you enjoy most in life, in fact it’s sometimes better not to.

but why male models?

Only wear it on the left

this must be a new thing. my old boss just posted on LinkedIn about keeping calendars visible for seemly no reason

And a 14 year old kid using a VPN is probably not the target audience for a lot of the worst abuse.

Not saying it won’t happen, but a drastic reduction is better than none.

to me this is the wrong way of looking at it, it’s like saying “imagine a world where plutocrats just didn’t do pollution, imagine a world where plantation owners didn’t use slave labor, imagine a world where industrialists didn’t employ children”

it was always going to happen, just society has to force capitalists not to be cunts. Only way, always was, always will be, still is.

CCGS, I meant like Magic the Gathering, Pokémon, Yu Gi Oh

to be fair this kind of expenditure and aftermarket exists in CCGs.

Yes, I apologize. We should vandalize cybertrucks in protest of the slavery conditions their batteries are produced under, and the conditions that allowed Elon’s family to make profit from apartheid, setting the stage for him to become a parasite.

oh lighten up, jeez.

Berlin Wall

Confederate Statues

Thatchers Grave

My wife is a professor. She had to instigate plagiarism proceedings because in a midterm quiz a bunch ofnthe students said a key point of ancient Greek drama was “spungle”* - not sure if it was copying from each other or poor AI.

*some nonsense word that I can’t remember

bit of a cheat but 120 Days of Sodom

The one redeeming part is the guy who fucks a horse and it gives birth to a half man half horse and then the fucks that

the rest is descriptions of pedophilia, coprophagy and torturing children to death.