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Cake day: July 16th, 2023

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  • I’m of the opinion that everyone should have two basic dishes absolutely down. A summer one, and a winter one. Simple is best- But perfect it. My winter one is a tuna mornay- Four (cheap) main ingredients and a couple spices. Took me quite a few meals to really get it to the next level, which was great, because it’s still pretty good eating. Now, people ask for it, it makes winter gatherings nice and cosy, it’s something I can whip up to impress a date, if a friend is going through some shit I can deliver a batch…






  • We’re all guilty of littering. Even the most careful of us will drop something without noticing- And I know I’m not the most careful. So I try and make up for what I’ve dropped by picking up bits of litter here and there.

    Especially out in nature. When I see a bottle top or something, I tend to think to myself that the person who left that there is a bit of a dick. Now I have a choice - pick it up, or leave it there.

    If I leave it there, then suddenly I am the dick I was complaining about.


  • There’s such an amorphous dividing line around bodily fluids. Swallowing your saliva is fine, but as soon as it exits the mouth, it shouldn’t go back in. Unless it’s from someone else that you really like, but even then only a tiny bit, incidental to the act of kissing. The same does not apply to boogers. There’s also some sort of age or stage of life after which it’s no longer acceptable to drink breast milk, unless it’s from a different species.




  • That would be great, sure- but all I really want is boarding passes to be the same size as the passport. They go together, so why don’t they make them so they actually go together?

    Angrily tries again to read seat number, obscured by the rumpled creases from the bit that sticks out from the passport getting folded in a pocket