What in the world are you talking about? This just simply isn’t true

Another great one syllable Yiddish word is Schmuck

Does anyone have any mod recommendations?

What the fuck are you talking about?

I had the same thought. Predicably, someone did ☝️

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I had a plastic brontosaurus toy as a kid that I loved. It had a weird chemical smell to it. 30+ years later, when I hear “brontosaurus” I instantly and vividly swear I can smell it

Years ago, when projectors were common in conference rooms. Someone was giving a practice presentation before the real deal in front of 80+ audience members. It was just our team of 8 or so the room for the dry run. In the middle of the presentation, there was a terrifyingly loud POP sound as the bulb blew out in the projector. It scared the shit out of everyone in the room. We all laughed after the initial shock wore off.

One of my coworkers stepped up on a table to take a look at it. I was near him and I waited for silence in the room while he was fucking with the thing, and clapped my hands together very loudly, simulating the previous scare. He let out a shriek of terror and clutched his chest. Everyone laughed. Eventually he laughed as well, but said something like “damn, that scared me.” Within a week he had a legit heart attack.

He was ultimately okay, but I still think about it. I know I didn’t cause it, but for a long time I couldn’t shake the guilty feeling that I contributed to it. Oops. Sorry Ken.

I’m curious, how does it work?

Counterpoint: Considering the scale of Lemmy compared to reddit, it’s hard to strike a chord. Suspend your doubt and keep making music jokes on a regular cadence. Someday you’ll hit the right tempo and and reach harmony with other users who recognize it as your signature style.

lol

Phonetically, it’s exactly right, but It visually reads like the name of a Vulcan side character from an episode of star trek

Thanks for that, but I’m still struggling to understand the link between this blood type and “actors/actresses”

What do you mean by rh- blood types? I don’t understand

If you stopped following sports 8 (fucking 8!) years ago, why the fuck are you here making hopeful comments about Rodgers?

This should absolutely be the top comment. Holy shit, Rodgers is such a fucking moron

Surprisingly, porcupines and hedgehogs are not closely related

90s laugh track

The future is HERE. If it laughs when you take your cock out then it’s a 1:1 simulation

I am though. The thing is, I have bought their products in the past. At one point I was a customer. This shit makes me a detractor, which is potentially negative sales beyond my own