myeyesburn@lemmy.worldtoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•If you got a flat tire and Bigfoot came out of the woods and helped you change it, would you tell people about it?
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8 months agoNot if he said, “No one will ever believe you.”
Not if he said, “No one will ever believe you.”
I’m not your buddy, pal!
It’s poop. He eats his poop, doesn’t he…?
Not Tilly. She’s a little jerk when she wants to be. Won’t leave her big sis alone. 😆
So now I know what my wife is referring to when she says I’m as majestic as an eagle. She just means what I look like when I first wake up.