Theres reasoning behind this.

It’s just evil and apocalyptic. Still kinda dumb, but less than it appears on the surface.

This is not ai.

This is the eliza effect

We dont have ai.

Oh honey, what’s any of it for?

Right, so you could only access it by paying corporate citizens. Yes.

Okay but ‘public domain’ is communist, and everyone within 20 miles of it should be killed

But its not physical so there is no precise location for it, and the only way to sidestep this existential problem is by not having a public domain, so maybe my headache goes away.

No but im saying it shouldn’t be public, it should be given to a good corporate citizen to maintain so we can rent it back when we need it.

Sorry for what? This was consensual.

Maybe we can do a three way where i let our hot cia affiliated friend tickle your labor while i do?

You know, for your birthday?

All that gdpness hot and throbbing in my mouth as i wrap my accounting department around it, and extract everything i can. I’ll be methodical, ruthless, and messy, as i extract every last bit.

‘incorrectly’

That word absolutely reeks of being no fun.

What, may i ask, is the correct way to configure and use my computer?

And you lived!?

Arch, obviously, but it was all arranged before hand. After care was lacking. Forgot to load that though, so it’s kind of my fault.

Was more tjinking about takes.

No but see if i keep the right details about the room in my minds eye, and point my magic hammer at my enemy, and chant the laws just right, they have to do it. Or you shoot a fireball.

Thats why you keep your focus the fringe on the flag; that keeps you firmly in earth magic; if you get distracted and think about the benches while chanting the law youre gonna do either fire or wood magic, and you do not want to accidentally summon a tree in a court room. Especially not if youre citing a powerful law when you do.

Oh shit, i guess they’ll stop then.

I know right? Trick them, or just revel in the hate like a functional adult.

We all know dear leader, he dwells within our hearts. Or else.

On like 8, maybe, sure.

doesn’t happen to other people

Because they’re fucking cowards.

Now switch package managers and run all your drives on different obscure file systems! Make every login cycle through plasma gnome an unhinged custom DE and raw terminal where a camera with sign language recognition is the only valid input!

Create a script to revert to systemd every third startup!