Why do they need a patent for this? How would this not conflict with just tv remotes? Like it’s not a bad feature, but blocking anyone else from having a rewind button without paying them seems like an overstep for such a basic addition.
Kids vote for other kids, and if it’s anything like student council it’s not really about ability. More Trump means less reading assignments…
It’s gonna be so awkward when that alien needs to go door to door and introduce themselves at their next planet.
I normally do a ton of nibbles. What’s the conversion rate of nibbles to bites? And are chomps just a US unit of measurement?
SomeBODY
Yes, you are definitely a billionaire
As well as their track record, some references and a cover letter. If I need a good resume to get hired, so do they!
Server farms are the real money maker. Doesn’t matter the fad, they’ll need processing power from somewhere.
Moose and bears may break my bones, but spiders will always scare me. Plus Bullwinkle would have a hard time sneaking into my bed or shoe unnoticed…
Damn, that human’s holding a fish so big I can’t even see their human appendages holding it up in the not-water
You’re right, mondays are much better lowercased
Is that not what desiccant packs are filled with? That’s why it says not to eat it. Because it would taste terrible (and other less fun reasons)…
Damn, I thought I was being stealthy by farting silently like an assassin…
Ironically this is probably the result of someone using ChatGPT to write their job listing
And the music video for Fat, the original song by Weird Al that he parodied, was actually directed by his brother Muffin Scorsese
I’m 5’4" and the term just makes me cringe. I don’t normally think about my height unless someone else brings it up or I need to reach the top shelf, but I don’t need encouragement in that case… just a ladder.
There’s something nostalgically comforting seeing comcast screwing people over with bundles again…
Even better would be to remap their keyboard’s semicolon key to that symbol
Thanks, I almost forgot to shave 15% of my neck today!