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  • This is 100% a scene from a Witcher game.

    • Geralt rushes in to save girl.
    • Girl turns out to be sorceress.
    • Geralt and sorceress kill monster.

    Post fight dialogue options :

    • Insult sorceress (she leaves)
    • Demand payment (acquire magic sword, she leaves)
    • Name drop Triss and / or Yennifer (unlock “Sorceress needs help with random bullshit” quest. Complete quest -> acquire magic sword)
    • Hit on sorceress (acquire magic sword, unlock “Sorceress needs help with random bullshit” quest. Complete quest -> Bang sorceress)



  • VOICEOVER: Captain’s log, star date 571.204. As we are unable to transport through the energy field, Commander Riker, Commander Data and I remain trapped on the strange asteroid, which continues to fall ever faster into the black hole. As we have no way out of our predicament, it seems we have no choice but to attempt to solve the strange murder of the mysterious hotel guest.

    PICARD (knocking on hotel manager’s door): Hello! Is there anyone in there! We demand to speak with the manager at once!

    ANNOYED VOICE: Go away! I’m busy!

    PICARD: Your guests are being murdered! If you are the manager of this place, that must matter to you!

    ANNOYED VOICE: Oh, very well. Come in, if you must.

    PICARD: Q! I should have known you were behind this!

    Q: Inspector Jean Luc. How nice of you to drop by. You have a warrant, I assume?