I guess the plethora of balls and fencing matches I was planning to attend are out now.

1976 Dodge Aspen

I have a dream. It’s not a big dream, it’s just a little dream. My dream - and I hope you don’t find this too crazy - is that I would like the people of this community to feel that if, God forbid, there were a fire, calling the fire department would actually be a wise thing to do. You can’t have people, if their houses are burning down, saying, “Whatever you do, don’t call the fire department!” That would be bad.

C.D. Bales, Roxanne

They’ve got SCMODS.

🎵 Death Pocket 🎵

What exactly do they think goes on in these bathrooms anyway?

My god! It’s full of stars!

Heated seats ftw.

Good. I could use a house.

I’m running around like a chicken with its legs cut off.

Surprise. Fear and surprise. And ruthless efficiency.

Is your name Beethoven by any chance?

John Cusack (Gross Pointe Blank)

Everywhere, all at once.

In Soviet Russia, John Malkovich being you.

Scotch and chocolate.

Who says it can’t? I don’t accept your premise.

Haaave you met Ted?

Why can’t a gravitational slingshot be used for sport shooting? Sounds like a good time to me.