I have the same model and I just replaced the battery. There are videos on YouTube to get it open. It’s very achievable for someone without a lot of experience repairing their own electronics.

There is also a jailbreak for this model’s latest firmware which allows you to read your books with Koreader if you don’t want to wait to upgrade to a FOSS friendlier device.

You’re a rock star!

They should instead be hired for penetration testing and then have the ability to pay their child support.

We should be able to look at a liiittle porn at work.

The highest credit bureaus in the US have beaten them to the punch!

It’s still fun. OP’s points are valid but it’s still fun.

“Common data shared included IP addresses, browser info, pages visited, referring site.”

The guy that made Trailer Park Alien did a short about this. https://youtu.be/DJWooGhvSl8?si=U4mePYgRrJ7H_RVg