You know sometimes when you’re in bed, and it’s the middle of the night, and you’re thirsty, and you’d love a glass of water, you need a glass of water, you know you’re not going to be able to go back to sleep if you don’t get up and get some water… but you still lie there for awhile, comfortably uncomfortable, cozy and warm and parched and suffering?
You manipulate an actual bottle? Last week there was a guy who hung a 3L water bag above his bed with a tube he could just bite on. You’re workin’ way too hard!
An ounce of prevention is better than a pound of cure! Small but consistent proactivity can make life much more tolerable than big but infrequent reactivity.
You know sometimes when you’re in bed, and it’s the middle of the night, and you’re thirsty, and you’d love a glass of water, you need a glass of water, you know you’re not going to be able to go back to sleep if you don’t get up and get some water… but you still lie there for awhile, comfortably uncomfortable, cozy and warm and parched and suffering?
Anyway, stay hydrated.
Then you grab your phone and post an angry meme, salivate with the taste of sweet justice in your mouth, and drift back off.
Casually subversive poetry is hot
No, since I keep a bottle of water next to my bed. Who doesn’t do the same?!
You manipulate an actual bottle? Last week there was a guy who hung a 3L water bag above his bed with a tube he could just bite on. You’re workin’ way too hard!
An ounce of prevention is better than a pound of cure! Small but consistent proactivity can make life much more tolerable than big but infrequent reactivity.