oleorun@lemmy.fan to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days ago'Chimp Crazy' star Tonia Haddix arrested as authorities find another secret chimp in her homewww.nbcnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1232arrow-down15
arrow-up1227arrow-down1external-link'Chimp Crazy' star Tonia Haddix arrested as authorities find another secret chimp in her homewww.nbcnews.comoleorun@lemmy.fan to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 days agono…of course not. you can’t just fuck a chimpanzee. they are fucking her though.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 days ago“Nah fellas. I’m just gonna stay home and… Play with my monkey. You know how long it took me to train Chim-Chim here to suck my dick without peeling it first?”
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down2·7 days agothat doesn’t sound very…apeeling…
no…of course not. you can’t just fuck a chimpanzee.
they are fucking her though.
“Nah fellas. I’m just gonna stay home and… Play with my monkey. You know how long it took me to train Chim-Chim here to suck my dick without peeling it first?”
that doesn’t sound very…apeeling…