I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
And these are not even all of the infinitesimal things you can find wrong with me.
It’s probably not as good as, like, the Pico trackers or other expensive 3rd party units you wear, but it’s been perfectly functional for me. It tracks better than the headset itself does my bare hands through its sensor array.
I have nothing else to compare it to, though, because I am cheap and found this before breaking down and just buying something 🤣
About the size of a giant sea turtle.
I use a system of cameras and QR codes printed onto cardboard that I wear on my wrists, waist and ankles to achieve full body tracking in VR using what I had on-hand without buying anything extra for it. All possible because of the free and open source Apriltag software that does all the actual tracking.
Lots of info about STDs and several instances of putting condoms on a banana. I actually learned more in biology and real life experience than in sex ed.
Junk food, cigarettes, weed, and sucking dick.
I think I just like things in my mouth.
I have a tendency to mix things together, especially if the two things getting mixed in my mind are already pretty similar. Sometimes I realize this mid-way through a sentence.
Minecraft as a reference guide for how to survive on said island.
Animal Crossing so I have someone to talk to.
Elden Ring to remind me how bleak and hopeless everything is.
Solitaire and Minesweeper. In case I get bored.
I am so used to seeing movies or shows depicting someone playing a video game on the screen that is for one system, but the controller in their hand is for a totally different system.
You ain’t fooling anyone when the dude is playing Super Mario with a Genesis controller. 😬
If not for DX10 and above not even existing on it, afaik, I’d still be using XP. That was the best iteration until they forcibly made you have to upgrade if you played games (especially if you wanted to play Halo on PC).
Tim Sweeny can eat shit.
Maybe his coins were actually chocolate with gold foil. 🤔
“What should I eat right now?”
A1: Food
A2: Nothing
Always gets a unanimous vote for nothing
“Man, I wish you guys would let me eat…”
I haven’t seen an actually good tshirt for less than that in years. I mean, yeah you can get tshirts for like $6; but they are the most uncomfortable materials, have a fucked up cut, and the silk screening will flake off in a month.
That’s just my fursona. I am not really a dog. ;)
Unilaterally Authorized. Or UnAuthorized for short.
All you gotta do is kite one of the dudes at the top of stairs above Andre to the stair case, get him to attack while he is above you on the stairs and you’re standing slightly to his right, jump and parry the attack at the exact same time, and then you can just walk right past the fortress. ;)
TNG, Voyager and DS9.
Any Fromsoft Soulsborne.
Unlike a Jedi, my anger doesn’t lead to suffering and death. It leads to a zen-like flow state. Which I suppose does still lead to suffering and death for the enemies in the game… 🤔
I kinda wonder how likely it would be to be able to create some sort of softmod for a console if a super moddable game was on them… 🤔
I mean, I remember Morrowind on the OG Xbox had the exact same file structure, with only the executable file being different. You could adjust inis and even load .esp files, allowing the game to be modded if you had the console modded to mess with the files (and run it from a hard drive instead of off the disk). I had my console modded so I could actually see this and had some mods installed. Afaik, tho, it didn’t have a way to softmod the console through it; but that doesn’t necessarily mean it wasn’t possible.
“Today, social media, tomorrow the world! Muahahahaha!”