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How about water purification tablets? That would clean the water wouldn’t it? 🤔

Just look up the dictionary definition of the word. It pretty much explains everything and why it’s pretty much the worst word ever.

Someone should go back and give Daikatana a redeption arc so we finally can be John Romero’s bitches.

No. I only had it for 2 years. The domain looks like it’s currently unused too. (Burninhell. com)

I did back in highschool, but I have to imagine things are way different now than they were then. I mean, shit, it only cost like $5 when I had one, and I wasn’t 18 yet so all my info was made up.

I guess 7 hotdogs a day is a little high…

This is the kind of shit that makes me worried even seeing someone else driving one of these deathtraps near me while I am driving. They could explode or decide to turn into me on the highway or something. I think I about this more than Final Destination when seeing a logging truck these days.

I’m calling it now: Thor is going to eventually say that this was his plan all along.

You can’t pause the internet

Something I had to tell my mom all the time.

“Pause your damn game!”

“Its online, I can’t pause it!”

This is a sentence I never thought I would read.

^(AMD used to be cheap)^

The rando Zen garden sleep playlist I have. Just bells and water-bowl sounds.

Deadpool.

“If you’re a big fat man, I’m a titty fan, and I’d love to see yours, too!”

Pretty much anything has a free alternative. Often times, with a better UI or more features with far less bloat than the top commercial product.

From Crosspoint I heard that they even cancelled and shut down the studio making a game (forget the name off the top of my head) that Phil Spencer himself was said to have liked so much, they had to force him to quit playing their demo in a meeting about it. Not to mention the absolute waste of time and money on nearly finished projects that were probably going to sell well.

Loser.

Can I be a big time Twitch celebrity too if I doodle a series of completely nondescriptive boxes and link them with little lines in MS Paint as I talk?

Definitely. Especially if you have large breasts.

I hate having to hear his obnoxious voice because my sister watches him all the fuckin’ time.

Ton of things in ARMA 3’s scripting system due mostly to undocumented or improperly documented commands. Like having a trigger zone that damages the player while in it doesn’t work by having them inside the zone (I mean, it does but it will just insta kill instead of slowly dealing damage every tic), instead what works is making a zone for the safe area, and then inverting it for the damage so it only hurts them outside the trigger.

Once saw some people giving a big box of food, dog food, and supplies to a man with dogs that looked homeless and he laughed and turned it down because he wasn’t homeless, he was just on a camping trip, had taken a fall, and was currently waiting for someone in the store to get a first aid kit to clean some cuts he got.