I find adding a crank to anything quaint and hilarious. Even if just photoshoppedtm
A steam whistle that required a good crank and verifying subscrrription overrr dialup would end me
Edit: it must be a crank and it has to play the all around the blueberry bush progress song like the Sid’s handy jack in the box in Toy Story 1
Yeah no doing work or gaming won’t be possible at that output. Your brain also needs oxygen and sugar. If you max out your muscles, then there is not much left for any creative brain tasks.