You can choose which part you want, however where exactly is random based on the birth rate (if a region has a higher birth rate it is more likely that you are born there). What part would you choose and why?
Is this loss?
I can’t tell if everyone else got whooshed, or if we’re getting whooshed.
Still an interesting choice to make
Holy shit that’s a sneaky one
Edit,
I uploaded the completely wrong photo haha
Beat meat to it!
FUCK
K is the only area you’re guaranteed to be born into a first world country, therefore giving you better passport privilege to move where you want to go if you don’t like it.
Yeah but you might be born as an aboriginal tribe member, which the Australian government isn’t exactly the nicest towards.
Right now you get financially looked after by the government haha. It’s your family you’d be wanting to move away from if you’re born in a remote community
Monkey paw, you get born as a fish, and spawn-captured/killed immediately.
God damn spawn campers
Bears should get more shit than they do for their shitty tactics.
I hate bugs more than third world countries
Hate to break it to you, but third world countries have bugs too.
Are there second world countries? I never hear about them. Is there a master list?
The old division was nato/capitalist block was first world, soviet/communist block was second world and everything else was third world.
The soviet union may be gone, but a lot of the countries that used to be a part of it are still at the same relative standard of living between the developed west and the underdeveloped global south, so could be considered “second world”. The biggest example is, of course, russia; yeah, not the best standard of living but a lot better than what a lot of the world is getting.
I know that’s now generally accepted, but when I was young it was Old World (Yurp, Russia etc) and New World (US, Canada, Australia etc). But the poorer former colonies, the developing nations, didn’t fit either, so they were called the Third World.
Yes, the soviet bloc.
K gives you about a 60% chance of being born in the ocean.
Reread the rules OP posted
K is honestly the only truly safe option.
An Australian man eating spider wrote this post.
If you don’t choose K, it’s your loss
K
Only non terror option
K seems like the “safest” option.
Flying venomous poisonous 48-legged spider-roo might change your opinion.
No one said anything about having to stay there, and Australia-only at least basically guarantees the option, unlike let’s say many African countries.
They seem to do fine in spite of it, honestly. And no large predators of any kind.
There’s not a lot* of dangerous critters in that part of Australia, most of them live further north.
No mass shootings though
Indigenous Australians have been living there forfuckingever and they’ve done fine. Please stop parroting colonialist propaganda.
Yeah but which part left, right or middle?
Pros: Australia is a safe bet
Cons: Highest probability of experiencing Loss
tasmania probably
G. Just drop me in the ocean man I want out
You were born a tuna! Yay!
I’d take it.
Congratulations, you now live on Moruroa.
I’m at a loss.
G don’t look bad
Ok so I know this is a loss meme but Imma still say the bottom of J.
surprise! you’re attacked by hungry seals and finished off by horny penguins.
How the heck did you catch that!?
It completely went over my head until I read your comment, I scrolled back up and boom - there it was
.:|:;Odds are you won’t win the bottom part. Figure where the population predicts your likely birth town and roll those dice!
I guess K is the least risky option
Remeber kids, bad humans are far more dangerous than scawwwy Australian animals
Well considering my political proclivities E is a pretty solid choice. Just praying I don’t get myanmar or Cambodia
sorry, your application to join the ccp has been declined.
Rice farming in vietnam will do
K is clearly the best, but E is underrated. Some highly developed countries there, just have to hope you won’t get Myanmar.
Cambodia isnt great either. With B, you can always move to a decent part of Mexico.
So is G like, a random boat?
Born on a cruise ship to degenerate swinger parents.
Polynesia I assume.
K - might as well guarantee a first world country.
It’s not guaranteed you’ll be a Kiwi.
Do you have something against Australia, lol?
Nah. Those cunts know a joke when they see it.
G would be safe. I would be even more morbidly obese than I already am, but I would be safe. (If I would spawn on an island)
Weather is a bigger threat than you might realise in the G region.
Oh wow… chatGPT was actually useful! Cyclones, heavy rainstorms, the sun, and harsh waves are all things that want to kill you there
