I can’t find my wallet and I’m hungry and I need to get groceries
Update: I found it behind the freezer in my basement, must have fallen behind there while I was changing for work. Unfortunately I already applied for replacements of all the cards inside, but there was $45 cash inside so that’s neat
I once saw a duck steal a wallet out of a woman’s bag and waddle off with it.
The same could have happened to YOU.
Should’ve had grapes