I was working at this small tech company in the mid 00’s, and the office clown was lightly hazing the new guy by reading sexually explicit facts out loud:

C: Hey, did you know that the first DVDA was attempted in City Name, State on Month Day, Year!?

Me, as Morbo the news monster from Futurama: There were no survivors…

Edit: It was the word “attempted” that did me in. If it had said “performed” or “achieved”, my mind wouldn’t have gone there ;)