fuck thousands for a coffin. or hundreds for an urn. can i legally be burried in butcher paper?
can i donate my body to science and skip burrial all together?
i want my final action to be a big middle finger to the funeral industry picking on people in their weakest moments.
Donating to a medical school is cheaper.
What would a medical school do with a Pringles can full of ash?
I dunno, but dangle a firework in it and you’ve got yourself a hell of a party popper.