Last night I had a “back in school” dream, only in this one, the McElroy brothers were helping me cheat on a project. Unsurprisingly, Justin was the most helpful. What weird ones have y’all had?
Recently, can’t remember shit. When I was younger I used to have nightmares (weren’t really scary, more so unpleasant) where my dick fell off. Also of other things falling off.
Every night hehe,
Shower with pee.
I went on a hike and stopped to get a soda. The soda store had a door where you had to tap your phone to open it. But first you had to put a credit on your phone. To do that there was a toy pig you had to feed and I couldn’t get it to work.
I was sitting on a park bench with a giant bowl of grapes, slicing them in half with a butchers cleaver and eating them. I don’t really like or eat grapes…
I got fired for disabling our company VPN too often. Made me chuckle once I woke up.
I totally didn’t use Apple’s permission system to disable (not crowd strike, something similar) because it was breaking everything. In my hypothetical defense, everyone said that rollout was a disaster.
I had a dream that I was a commander in the Imperial Ace Hardware Army and I was tasked with a campaign to take over a small mom and pop hardware store in rural Mongolia and assimilate it into the Ace Hardware chain.
I had one that my best friend’s fiancé started hitting me up. Freaked me out becuase they are lesbian and I am a man. That was honestly weirder than the one where I was doing a bicycle demolition derby against Goofy, Mickey Mouse, and Bill Nye
Doing product design and photography with someone I was close with. I often dreamscape my life if I had not been physically disabled. It is like alternate self universes, a haunting nightmare really.
Every single night I have a strange recurring dream, where I am wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream…
Well, at least next year you’ll meet a dental hygenist with a spatula tattooed on her arm
I dreamed a friend built a treehouse so big it had a mezzanine and a staircase. He invited me to tour it and didn’t bother to mention he’d filled it with hungry zombies - because obviously he was going to do that, duh.
Not really a weird dream other than the fact that it happened at all, considering I’ve rarely been getting any dreams recently.
Dreamt about waking up to see the new university timetable be only days starting from 6 AM, except for Monday which started at 4 AM.
I was honestly so used to bullshit like this I didn’t even realise I was dreaming and had a panic attack inside of the dream.
From my past dreams, however, I remember having a machete duel to the death with Thanos. I don’t remember who won.
A month back I had a dream after not sleeping for a few days. I was chasing after a great horned owl through sun bleached alley ways. I think the gwo was Tezcatlipoca. Eventually I turned a corner and the alleys gave way to a horizon that was soon blocked by a large golden (brown) eagle that swooped down towards me. I think the eagle was Xipe Totec. Then I woke up.
I know why I had those elements on the brain since I’m obsessed with Aztecs. I’m just the biggest gringo in the world so it was a bit bizarre to dream about such things.
I had a really vivid dream about being in a bad relationship
All of my dreams are surreal anf they happen a lot. Wish I could remember enough to tell you about them lol
