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This one time she whispered in my ear a secret, and I was so nervous but wanted to whisper something back but I didn’t know what to say and ended up just breathing in her ear for 5 seconds.
I mean… Was she into it?
I was like, im so sorry that was so weird, and she laughed and said not to worry about it.
If you’re asking me, then I got so drunk I fell into a bath, vomitted and shat myself.
Nice one! How did that work out for you?
We’re married, have little, cute toddler and visited half of the world together… I guess you can say “it wasn’t as bad as it seemed at the moment”.
H-how…?
“…. you look pretty”
“What?”
“I SAID YOU LOOK SHITTY”
I existed.
