I’m new to the bidet scene, and this one has me slightly confounded. Should I install a new towel rack next to the toilet? Should my wife and I share the towel? Do you wipe first? There are so many unanswered questions in the ways of bidet-ing!

  • BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one
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    5 months ago

    You touch your bare shit covered ass?

    I bought a cheap $30 Chinese bidet that uses water pressure to blast the shit crust off without touching anything or even getting off the toilet seat, then I wipe dry with TP.

    Your setup looks and sounds barbaric.

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      5 months ago

      You touch your bare shit covered ass?

      Yes, absolutely, and then I proceed to wash my hands because I’m not a Neanderthal

      it might look and sound barbaric but it feels amazibg

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          5 months ago

          I’ve got a menthol minty butt soap. For the small price of washing myself I get a refreshing, lingering blast of arctic freshness on those hot ‘n humid downstairs jungle days. It may still get swampy, but for a few extra moments- it’s glorious.