CraigOhMyEggoAlt@lemmy.wtf to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 25 days agoWhat's the weirdest defense you've seen used to justify belief in God?message-squaremessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareWhat's the weirdest defense you've seen used to justify belief in God?CraigOhMyEggoAlt@lemmy.wtf to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 25 days agomessage-square10fedilink
minus-squareTower@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·25 days agoThe recurrent laryngeal nerve. Our liquid waste evacuation tubes sharing space with our reproductive organs. Our reproductive organs being immediately adjacent to our solid waste evacuation tube. Hangnails. Acne. Teeth (god damn luxury bones). But my go to for “if there is a god, they’re not worth worshipping” is always Children’s. Bone. Cancer. Those 3 words should not fucking go together.
minus-squareMayor Poopington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·25 days agoDon’t get me started on the sick fuck that put my g spot up my asshole
The recurrent laryngeal nerve. Our liquid waste evacuation tubes sharing space with our reproductive organs. Our reproductive organs being immediately adjacent to our solid waste evacuation tube. Hangnails. Acne. Teeth (god damn luxury bones).
But my go to for “if there is a god, they’re not worth worshipping” is always Children’s. Bone. Cancer. Those 3 words should not fucking go together.
Don’t get me started on the sick fuck that put my g spot up my asshole