• neidu3@sh.itjust.worksM
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    9 days ago

    Judean People Front vs People Front of Judea. So many issues of today can be boiled down to that discussion.

    Also, I kind of agree that everyone has the pholosophical right to be pregnant, even if it’s not a possibility.

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    The entirety of Holy Grail, for starters. My high school history teacher said that it was one of the most realistic depictions of life in the Middle Ages ever put on film.

    After that…

    “What have the Romans ever done for us?”

    “The roads!”

    “Well, yeah. Obviously the roads. I mean, the roads go without saying, don’t they? But apart from the sanitation, the aqueduct, and the roads–”

    …and…

    “Oh, we used to dream of livin’ in a corridor! Would ha’ been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woke up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us! House? Huh.”

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    Biggus Dickus, I remember my dad cracking up over it the first time I saw Life of Brian (not his first time, obviously). And now, more than 15 years later we’re still in tears when just mentioning the name or watching the scene for the x’th time

    edit: Life of Brian, not Holy Grail… sleep induced brain didn’t work that well anymore

  • Björn Tantau@swg-empire.de
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    Oof, too many to choose from. The first that came to my mind were the argument clinic and the cheese shop sketch.

    My hovercraft is full of eels.

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      If one studies any foreign language, one of the first things one should learn is how to say “My Hovercraft is full of eels”. And in fact I have done this. Why? Because when someone is studying an unusual choice of language (in my case it’s Modern Greek) one is inevitably asked to “Say something in (Greek in my case)”. So the sentence, which is objectively absurd, actually becomes useful. I’m considering Irish as my next language. Why Irish? Maybe speaking some Irish would help me get an Irish passport so I can escape from Fascist America.

      Argument clinic is what I was going to choose haha

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    Television Announcer: And now, the penguin on top of your television set will explode. {BOOOM!} Watcher: How’d he know that? Television Announcer: It was an inspired guess.

    The multiple layers of cognitive dissonance are wonderful.