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SquiffSquiff@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

Scientists aiming to bring back woolly mammoth create woolly mice

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Scientists aiming to bring back woolly mammoth create woolly mice

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SquiffSquiff@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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Genetically modified mice have traits geared towards cold tolerance, in step towards modifying elephants
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  • Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.ca
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    Can I be nit-picky here for a second?

    If you’re genetically modifying an elephant for cold tolerance and fur growth, you’re not “bring a mammoth back from extinction”, you’re creating a furry elephant. It may look somewhat like a mammoth, but genetically it’s not a mammoth at all.

    It’s like saying you can genetically modify a homo-sapien to have a pronounced brow ridge and a hairier back and say that you’ve brought the neandertal back from extinction. No you haven’t, you’ve just designed a human who looks different.

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      Well, the goal isn’t to just create woolly mammoth-lile creatures by copying characteristics. The goal is to recreate the genome from what genome data we have into a living creature.

      It’s not like they are trying to create a sweded version, but take a creature that is already close and change the genes to match.

      At least, that’s how I understood it based on the article.

    • Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world
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      And next you’ll say that genetically-modified ears aren’t enough to make catgirls real either 😩

      Can we let this one go? Not for science, not for accuracy, but for the prospect of having catgirls in our lifetimes, at least?

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        And catboys! We can be equal opportunity here.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        Give me the genetherapy that makes me an anthropomorphic dog.

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          I wonder if the Lemmy liberals are going to call you a transphobic troll for this comment

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            Are the Lemmy liberals in the room with us right now

    • asdfasdfasdf@lemmy.world
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      That’s not nit picky.

  • Pope-King Joe@lemmy.world
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    Everything weird about this aside… Those mice are fucking adorable.

    • ObliviousEnlightenment@lemmy.world
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      Agreed 100%. I know they arent for sale, but I kinda want to look into them as pets

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    Kind of a dick move to bring an animal from the Ice Age, back to experience global warming.

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      Global warming 2 extinction boogaloo

  • quoll@lemmy.sdf.org
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    mouse sized woolly mammoth would be pretty fucking cool.

    imagine the sound when he toots his little trunk.

    could store him in the fridge.

    • Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works
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      But how would he get in the fridge?

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        Open door, giraffe goes out, mammoth goes in, close door

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    This was wise. They had to create the woolly mice so that when they create the woolly mammoths, they can woolly control them.

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    Is this how we get tribbles?

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    The 15ft tall 8,000 pound mouse was last seen rampaging in the downtown area. OK that’s what I wanted the article to say.

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    Oh my god I want one so bad

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    But no little tiny tusks? No trunk? Lame. Is it so wrong to want a tiny mammoth I can hold in one hand?

    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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      You want a tiny mammoth, I want an aquarium sized whale… Where’s the line? How long until there’s a game show of duck sized horses or horse sized duck?

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    new Pokémon just dropped?

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    How many butts do the mice have?

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    Got the woolly m, just need a few more letters.

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      I’d like to buy a vowel. “U?”

      Damnit!

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    This means they’re gonna make wooly elephants and try to make us call them woolly mammoths.

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      We spared no expense!

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    Tribbles!

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    gotta start somewhere

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