MuskyMelon@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-28 days agoRight-wing Christian podcaster claims that airport body scanners can turn you gayscreenshot-media.comexternal-linkmessage-square152fedilinkarrow-up1779arrow-down119file-text
arrow-up1760arrow-down1external-linkRight-wing Christian podcaster claims that airport body scanners can turn you gayscreenshot-media.comMuskyMelon@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-28 days agomessage-square152fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareNutWrench@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·8 days agoSo just HOW gay can an airport scanner make you? Merely fabulous? Or are we talking midriff-baring t-shirt and nut-hugger shorts Fire Island gay?
minus-squarejagged_circle@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 days agoWe need a gif where someone walks in pale and balding in a suit, and they walk out in a ripped in a mankini
minus-squareGeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 days ago1st time, you just start calling people silly goose. 2nd time makes you gay as a handbag full of rainbows. 3rd time? You’re Mr. Slave now.
So just HOW gay can an airport scanner make you? Merely fabulous? Or are we talking midriff-baring t-shirt and nut-hugger shorts Fire Island gay?
We need a gif where someone walks in pale and balding in a suit, and they walk out in a ripped in a mankini
1st time, you just start calling people silly goose. 2nd time makes you gay as a handbag full of rainbows. 3rd time? You’re Mr. Slave now.