Point being ARE YOU TURNING…?

Are you turning? Then use your TURN INDICATOR!!1! Does the opposing flow of traffic know you’re in a turning only lane? No.

They were sitting on lawn chairs, in their driveway, not going to the movies.

I was in LA during the lockdowns and Floyd protests. I think the greatest example of people coming together was when entire neighborhoods would start shooting fireworks at police helicopters that were flying around, telling everyone to go inside after 8pm or whenever curfew was.

I paid rent for a while in 2010 by getting people to pay me to make their 360 work again. Those were the days.

I use the SlayerWaspKC method.

rrod Xbox 360 has entered the chat

“E waste?” In the early 90s?!? LMAO!

I’m not sure exactly what happened to it, but death by firing squad, followed by incineration, and then repurposed into lead paint or used as seasoning at an elementary cafeteria would be par for the course back in those days.

Can’t go wrong here.

Multiply whatever it ends up costing by the number of copies I’ll be paying for, and you get… hmmm. Is that right? It keeps coming up zero. Must be this new A1-powered calculator.

My uncle gave me one with about 10 games back in the early 90s. He just didn’t want it sitting around anymore. Problem was, i had a regular and super Nintendo by that point… I honestly had more fun setting it up than i did playing it.

Ducking autocorrupt

1st time, you just start calling people silly goose. 2nd time makes you gay as a handbag full of rainbows. 3rd time? You’re Mr. Slave now.

That is most definitely not how to reverse the gay polarity.

Well, if you’re a frog, it was the water.

🎶To stop those monsters, 1-2-3…🎵

It’s not. But it’s disturbingly apt.

“I told you, we can only do this three or four more times, and you fucked with SQUIRRELS?!?”

I probably wouldn’t have killed John Lennon if that was the case.

You always left me satisfied.