This is a sign. The second cumming of Christ.
Thats it, you won the comments section.
Everything reminds me of him 😞
THE PROPHECY!
Even mother nature looked at our present timeline and said “Yeah…fuck it…let’s see how crazy shit can get.”
I am kind of disappointing this is actually from 2023 though! It needs to cum again.
The phallus iceberg always rises again it seems (accounting for shrinkage).
Okay… 2023? How did I miss this? That can’t be real. Is it real? Maybe this really is all a simulation. But, like, it’s just a game of Sims, and the player started getting bored… It sure would explain a lot.
At least we know whoever designed the simulation appreciates phallic humor.
I was thinking, “That thing’s still around?!”
Ok, why is this also what she said?!
I always thought “D.C.” meant “District of Columbia.” TIL from the combination of your username and post that it means “Dildo, Canada.”
Kind of a weird name for the capital of an entirely different country.
Finally an article that made me believe I was reading the onion
Fake news! The entire iceberg does not look like a dick.
It’s just the tip.
😶🌫️
We’re gonna need a bigger M&M’s tube…
Most of my family is from very near there. I remember when this happened, it was quite the event
I’m so tired of this ‘will-they won’t they’
Someone had an interesting “on this day”
Alas, the iceberg lacked staying power: Pretty photographed the 30-foot (9.1 meter) phallic structure on Thursday, April 27. It collapsed the next day.
Hate it when that happens.
If your iceberg lasts more than 3 days, consult a physician
And maybe a physicist.
They’d probably like to know. They are very kinky like that.
What kinda coincidence is this? I feel like someone must’ve sculpted it.
My family is from nearby. Unironically hundreds of icebergs a year pass that area. It was honestly a matter of time.
I feel the same way. I know exactly nothing about ice sculpting, and after typing this I guess I try google… what did the article call it? Sobmething that made me think chunks of glacier is otherwise normal near the coast of Dildo.
But that just seems like an extremely well place dick joke. That someone or multiple people risked their lives to pull on. Off.
And that person was {insert favorite prophet or just someone you hold in high regard}.
