When I was a little boy in New York City in the 1940s, we swam in the Hudson River and it was filled with raw sewage okay? We swam in raw sewage! You know… to cool off! And at that time, the big fear was polio; thousands of kids died from polio every year but you know something? In my neighbourhood, no one ever got polio! No one! Ever! You know why? Cause we swam in raw sewage! It strengthened our immune systems! The polio never had a prayer; we were tempered in raw shit!
Love Carlin, but this bit didn’t exactly age well. lol
Well I mean later on in the bit he also talks about only needing to wash: armpits, asshole, crotch and teeth and you’d save time by using the same brush.
I’m certain if he was alive today he’d rip these morons apart.
Love Carlin, but this bit didn’t exactly age well. lol
Carlin was telling a joke, not enacting government policy.
Satire is dead, it’s no longer possible to top the absurdity of real life.
Fuck that. Humor is not dead.
That’s not what he said.
Why’d I think it was a RFK quote
Because we live in the stupid timeline, the one where this absolutely 100% could be real. I thought it was too lol
Well I mean later on in the bit he also talks about only needing to wash: armpits, asshole, crotch and teeth and you’d save time by using the same brush.
I’m certain if he was alive today he’d rip these morons apart.
Which one is this?
VACCINES
It was exactly the line I thought of when I saw the headline.