Generic_Handel

Perhaps as you are getting older and more wise you are simply recognizing the artificiality of some people more than you used to.

Replacing cows with yeasts that produce whey and casein (the 2 proteins in milk) is already underway. That could go along way to reducing methane and carbon dioxide.

https://phys.org/news/2021-01-yeast-cow.html

Large animals that were difficult or costly to domesticate (like the Aurochs) were generally just wiped out.
My guess is if horses were carnivores they would be extinct or limited to a few in zoos and some of the wilder places (like tigers).

So how long is this moron gonna last after another mobilization attempt?
I am betting 2 weeks.

Is orange spray paint make-up?

If you are over 50 it could be diverticulitis, not serious but see a doctor to confirm.
If you are under 50 see a doctor.
So see a doctor either way.

Shouldn’t this be on “nottheonion”.

This is a classic symptom of anxiety. If it begins happening regularly you should consult someone.