Jumping on your last point, I was in a local Game store and a woman who clearly knew nothing about games was birthday shopping for her son, she asked the owner what if he thought Superman 64 would be a good gift.

To the man’s credit, in complete deadpan, he said “that game is absolutely terrible, it’s the worst game on the system”

Give me back my God damn full keyboard and headphone jack. (Phones)

Having worked in food, there are specific allergy protocols that are observed when a food allergy is declared, at least if the restaurant doesn’t suck ass.

However you are correct, there is a warning usually in the menu somewhere that says they can’t promise food won’t be cross contaminated

Two decades ago it was AMD (or rather ati) that was absolute shit on Linux. But they really got their shit together

I like many of the above, but I’ll add a couple more

Project 86 The wedding Switchfoot

Disagree with that statement. Education and intelligence don’t mean your world view can’t steer your wrong. Ben Carson is both, but that doesn’t stop him from saying insane shit

Yeah, dude is straight bat shit, but he made a good product. Buying McAfee wasn’t the mistake, ruining it was

I saw a horrible gift get thwarted by a game shop owner who thankfully gave a shit. 40ish year old woman was shopping for her son, “oh Superman 64? Is that a good one?”

Dude didn’t mince words. Told her flat out it was the worst game on the 64

The difference between a threat and a warning can be thin, but in this case she’s not saying she will do it. People may Infer a threat, but it could as easily be meant as a warning

Help me obi wan

Lots of good ones here, but I’ll add one I haven’t seen, cube 2: sauerbraten

Is probably say coal shivers. I kind feel like he’s ambercrombies favorite as well since he’s actually in all of them

I don’t know if he’s joking, but seriously they sucked. I barely made it through them

The book of a thousand nights and a night. Went in knowing it was the original inspiration for Aladdin. Was not prepared for a litany if short stories about sex and racism

Smartphone cameras can’t see them but other cameras can? I really hope you’re a troll, cause everything you just said is fucking ridiculous

Ok, you win