I saw a horrible gift get thwarted by a game shop owner who thankfully gave a shit. 40ish year old woman was shopping for her son, “oh Superman 64? Is that a good one?”

Dude didn’t mince words. Told her flat out it was the worst game on the 64

The difference between a threat and a warning can be thin, but in this case she’s not saying she will do it. People may Infer a threat, but it could as easily be meant as a warning

Help me obi wan

Lots of good ones here, but I’ll add one I haven’t seen, cube 2: sauerbraten

Is probably say coal shivers. I kind feel like he’s ambercrombies favorite as well since he’s actually in all of them

I don’t know if he’s joking, but seriously they sucked. I barely made it through them

The book of a thousand nights and a night. Went in knowing it was the original inspiration for Aladdin. Was not prepared for a litany if short stories about sex and racism

Smartphone cameras can’t see them but other cameras can? I really hope you’re a troll, cause everything you just said is fucking ridiculous

Ok, you win