im permabanned poster redditshitposter58. i first started reading reddit when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of “shit posting” and tried to channel it constantly, until my posting process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like “amaze balls” and “this” in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of “bad” style of reddit humor was all about; i think it’s the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who “use” reddit to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.

Remember when Rafael Cruz had that booger on his lip during a speech? I haven’t forgotten. He ate a booger during a debate.

To hell with AI theories. The killers broke into his cell from inside the walls, ceiling, toilet, or poster. Started in a sewer pipe. Watch Shawshank Redemption backwards to get the idea.

Do you have any reasoning beyond capslock?

I think they’ve been emojis for over 100 years

Start charging money to get in

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Tim Follin:

Solstice

Silver Surfer

Time Trax

Pictionary

I think I’d like to have the full alphabet instead.

Can I get 8 fingers removed and leave the top 20% wealth people out in the cold. I would rather give them the remaining fingers(middle).

1. My car doesn’t have a cigarette lighter
2. My fridge has food in it
3. There is/isn’t a guy named Ivan at work

Does the albatross necklace come with boat mode or is “boat mode” the gas guzzler equivalent for an electric car?

Is Joe Schmoe going to have to answer for his shitbox that just plowed through a school zone with an unusual number of speed bumps? Joe hasn’t even met his vehicle yet and it’s gonna be out there committing crimes potentially under his name.

He will forever be coming for bad boys with unknown motives and wants in my book.

It is weird that he probably saw Danny DeVito rolling back the odometers in Matilda while in a K hole and misconstrued the whole situation. That scene of Danny with the drill taking thousands of miles off an old beater probably seemed like a jackpot idea in that drug addled mind of his.

Don’t go starting a diction waving contest

Tim Follin makes good music. Try the NES Pictionary theme song and if you like that Solstice theme song will blow you away.

Better work on those reading and righting skills first

Using AI for anything more than diagnosing cancer or scrubbing toilets is unethical

My handwriting turned around after I got a fountain pen. I went from doctor to pre-med handwriting. Having to think more about how to form the letters has me taking my time. No need to rush when I’m writing with a fancy pen full of cool ink.