I admit it, that joke was low-hanging fruit.

LIDAR diodes > pineapple

Looks like coal’s back on the menu, boys! (Ugh.)

… or, we get lots and lots of 2D, sidescrolling, pixel-art games with anime tiddy cover art.

endless maze of irrelevant facts

oh on I’ve been turned into an AI :(

Yaaarrrrrrrrr fucking kidding me.

Meanwhile, in tech giants’ boardrooms across the country:

Unfortunately, the impact of an actual snowflake on a Cybertruck will irreparably damage its finish.

For the last time, I didn’t leave a kill switch – I just refused to document anything!

Someone will have to figure out how to get one of the sides to stop believing that the country would be a paradise if only their opponents could be completely eradicated, first.

Whatever effort it took, whatever the cost: it’s worth bringing Twitter down just to take away Elon’s ability to tweet, even if it’s only temporary. I’m sure the tantrums must be epic.

“Why are you talking about that? You can’t talk about that! Biden isn’t in charge anymore, we’re all done talking about that!”

http://archive.today/2025.03.10-094105/https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-privately-fuming-after-king-charles-makes-other-leaders-feel-special-too/

It’s like that child who pouts because he doesn’t get presents on his brother’s birthday.

Oh dear, one of Trump’s rubber stamps seems to be malfunctioning. Perhaps some helpful billionaire will buy her an RV and a house for her mom, that seems to work on other justices.

the future of RPGs

Or, hear me out, the future might be 2D pixel-art games made by one or two people in a bedroom – not by critical acclaim or player sentiment, but just by sheer volume, filling up digital storefronts.

“Exclusive: Hegseth orders Cyber Command to stand down on Russia planning.” 🤔

Let’s go easy over there, Squirrelly Dan.