Spaghetti will dump out of my pant pockets upon my demise
Thats not spaghetti 🤢
A Linux boot USB
What distro?
The devs didn’t think that far ahead. It’s just Linux.
“What do you mean “distro”? Just go to linux.com and install it!”
Gentoo
Anxiety
Wh…why won’t it stop? It just keeps coming. Where is it coming from?
Please don’t mug me.
Phone | 1 | Legendary | $750 Leatherman Surge | 1 | Epic | $200 Flipper Zero | 1 | Rare | $150 Lock Picks | 1 set | Uncommon | $15 Mini Multimeter | 1 | Uncommon | $15 Random Tools | 1-3 | Common | $10 Mini Mouse and Keyboard | 1 set | Common | $10 Cash | - | Common | $33-$83 Cable | 1-5 | Junk | $5 Random OS Installer | 1-3 | Junk | $5 Keys | 1 stack | Junk | $0
Is a phone really legendary if every person you kill drops one? 🤔
It’s legendary to me. Don’t rarity shame my loot table.
An ear or a tooth that would contribute towards satisfying your quest, but inexplicably only 10% of the time.
So it’s a quest in Appalachia?
My +3 poop knife
A pair of glasses that nobody else can see through, a fixed size watch that will only fit the smallest of wrists, and a mostly empty wallet with cryptic notes in it going back over a decade.
a rucksack with a bunch of nifty tools inside
Cargo Shorts of Holding.
A bunch of fully functionally cables that you’ll keep forever but will never have any practical use.
A suit of armor that looks very different when you put it on depending on your gender.
No loot, just 3 exp
Debt
A small plain wooden box, with a gold-looking clasp.
Upon opening, the person would be granted anxiety, depression, empathy, and self-loathing, or an increase of the same, to the point they’d often wish they’d never existed.
If by “defeated” you mean “killed outright”, there’d also be a small slip of paper saying “Thank you.”
A pair of black Timberlands, a bag of salted peanuts, and a copy of the Codex Borgia in English. All item qualities are grey to white.
I feel like Codex Borgia would be a legendary item
I love it, but it’s the easiest Mesoamerican Codex to get copies of. I do have a 5% chance of dropping a copy of the Codex Nuttall and that’s at least an orange quality.