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Dave.
No last name, just Dave.
Thanks! I was just looking for this joke the other day
My last name is a gemstone that is already used by strippers/pornstars often so I would probably keep that as the second part of my name but come up with something funny and/or masculine sounding for the first part since I’m a straight guy and not a female stripper/porn star.
Fuck it ill go with Dick Diamond.
Gives you a opportunity for great catch phrase:
“I’m as hard as a diamond” “Dont bite this diamond” “This diamond performs under intense heat and pressure”
“Diamonds are forever” and “Diamonds are a woman’s best friends” are interesting catch phrases too
I have used all of these and more accompanied by a goofy smirk. My girlfriends have not found it as funny as I have. Haha
Too Many Pancakes.
Because I’m fat but flat.
Fair lmao
Chode Loadington
And I, Load Chodington, will be your arch nemesis and steal all your roles.
I’d go with something that has a little more class than most of the suggestions here. Something with a certain ring to it. Like… Biggus Dickus
What’s so funny about ‘Biggus Dickus’?
I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called ‘Biggus Dickus’.
Ugot Badtaste
If you’re watching me then you definitely do. Lol
Rock Hardman
A Hideo Kojima inspired porno, no doubt.
Roy Mustang. Always thought that guy was wasting his time in the military with a name like that
Standard rules. Middle name and the street you grew up on.
Alan Woodbine.
Jared 832N County. Sexy
Johnson Street would be great for this… if I had one.
Francisco 22…
Average Richard
Nice Cockbra
Dragon Dong
D O N G
Nano Soft
Dru Peacock
