I didn’t think he would really do it.
Cus its funni
Same as Liz Truss killing the queen. Sometimes, when you’re old and in poor health, you just experience something that makes you think “fuck it, I don’t need to put up with this shit anymore.”
Lol … this is it
When you’re at the end of your life and hanging on the edge looking for a glimmer of hope … then you get visited by an absolute tool that is only motivated by greed and power and represents a general apathy for any kind of humanity …
you just think to yourself, “yeah, nah, this isn’t worth it any more”
Especially if you genuinely believe in an afterlife. At some point, you think, “Why am I tolerating this tool? I got MUCH better places to be.”
the vatican couch was plush
He killed him by being near him
Remind some of this
The pope didn’t thank him
Obviously Vance wanted to fuck the Papal seat. The pope tried to explain that he couldn’t just let Vance fuck the chair of St Peter. Vance did not like this answer.
He slew two white whales in the same building!
Rearrange the letters in J.D. Vance and you get VADJECAN
He probably didn’t even do it on purpose. But I’m sure he did it.
Obviously he was hoping to take his powers.
JD didn’t do it on purpose. The most reasonable answer is the Pope accidentally walked on JD in a tender moment with a loveseat. The Pontiff laughed himself to death.
JD Vance had FOXDIE
One thing I’ve learned is never try to beat a couch fucker at his own game
I don’t think it was on purpose the Pope was just too frail to be in the same room as that much cringe. Frankly it was irresponsible of them to allow Vance anywhere near him.
I usually don’t subscribe to victim blaming, but this one is ok.
I love how this is thread is basically lemmyshitpost lmao
JD Vance just existed
The pope died of cringe from experiencing Vance’s presence.
The Pope showed him his latest meme
UV unwrap
