Visit the white house. Then the congress.
Immediate thought was, “I can think of one guy I’d definitely maul.”
Same. And then retire to the woods.
I would imagine a few more places that I would pay a visit to…
With a full belly, to the companies of many La’Sanche, retire a joyful Khajiit to make many cubs!
I’d be pretty worried about getting caught anyway. A tiger is not small and a tiger killing somebody is not quiet, clean or subtle. Unless this is a suicide mission; nobody’s expecting it, so it could probably get you in a room with anyone, once.
Eat the rich.
Like transform back and forth under my control? Study the physics of matter transformation and invisibility, maybe earn a Nobel prize in the process.
Lick my own asshole.
Also probably do that stretchy leg thing and forget to put it down shortly afterwards.
What an odd question. I would, of course, become feral immediately and find a forest to live the rest of my days in.
Omg you’d be so Apex.
Physics experiments.
Would you don PPE?
As an invisible tiger, you ARE the PPE.
Pounce on Calvin every single time.
I’d go outside and eat the deer that ate my tomatoes. I’d be doing the universe a favor. Nothing behind those eyes but hunger and hatred for all life. Eat my tomatoes I eat you. Tomato-eating bastards agh fuck you.
But was your name clearly marked on said tomatoes? Let’s not jump to conclusions here, maybe the deer thought the tomatoes were his by accident (because he can’t write, so his tomatoes have no name).
Yeah he can’t read but he’s rich enough to hire good lawyers. Deer bought my home and now I have to pay rent to them. Taking my tomatoes and half my income, what a jerk!
can you also eat the ones that ate my beets last year?
I will keep eating deer until I am a very round invisible tiger indeed! All deer are bastards (ADAB)
I would fight crime and injustice
He didn’t say White Tiger.
If it’s invisible, you can’t see what color it is
Eat some faces and never be caught because I’m invisible.
I misread that as “eat some feces” at first, but either way I guess you do you.
He means “pretend to be a leopard.”
I’d find terrible, horrible people, and just like, tiger my way into their house and fuck shit up, like, take a dump on their bed, smash their tv, etc. and then I’d go invisible, wait for the police to show up, do their thing, and start the process over again until they lost their minds.
I would also rob banks though to keep it balanced.
No one said you could transform back…
I never said I would.
Well, it would fucking suck. Being invisible means light passes through the retinas and would not be absorbed by photoreceptor cells, making me completely blind. I guess I would try to go somewhere quiet so I could listen out. Being blind would be a death sentence in the wild. My only hope is to get picked up by a zoo or rehab center that actually cares for the animals.
No, its magic not scientific. You can see, but you can’t be seen.
I would be in the jungle and enjoying life as a tiger.
Hmm. You really wouldn’t miss anything? There’s more risk if you’re visible, but you could theoretically live as a human poacher or forager in some remote place.
Well… If you insist. 😀 I think I would miss the comfort of a clean house (no insects, no fleas, no ticks- I assume there are ticks in the jungle.) If I keep thinking like a human.
Ticks, you bet. Rainforests have massive biodiversity, and that includes the parasites. There’s even terrestrial leeches that will latch on to you!
terrestrial leeches ??? 🥶
We won’t see.
Bump into someone every once in a while, watch as confusion spreads.
