This is assuming that the thought is translated into something each person can understand.
It’s not round, but it’s not flat either!
If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.
“Message to all players: Resetting simulation in 24 hours”
Blink to save your current progress and stats
Don’t blink to return to character creation menu
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!!
“Is this thing on ?” And then never say anything further.
“We heard you. We’re on our way.”
‘YOU! You know what you did! Make it right!’
Then sit back and look at all the guilty faces.
Might as well add a threat to it to really drive the point home.
“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”
“YOU ARE MY CHOSEN DISCIPLE. GO FORTH AND SLAY THE NON-BELIEVERS IN MY NAME.”
Don’t even say who you are. Everyone will just assume it’s the god they already believe in. And everyone who doesn’t believe in a god would start questioning everything.
“Did you just switch it to broadcast? Fuck, turn it off!”
“All right, fuck it, we’ll do it live!”
Good one!
Kind of against the letter of the rule since this isn’t really intended to cause chaos for the sake of chaos,but I’m sure chaos will result nonetheless.
“This is God, there’s a reason why i put variations on love thy neighbor in every single religion. Differences in faith and race don’t matter, helping others and making the world a better place do. You’ve disappointed me, do better”
I believe God would approve, at least of the intention. 🙏
Something like “This is God speaking.” and “You were right, and all the other religions were wrong”. Nukes would just fling flang and we’d finally just end it.
Gradually escalating unidentifiable whispering. Everyone starts asking if you can hear something, you all start agreeing you can hear whispering but not what it is, then the paradolia kicks in and people start hearing what they expect to hear. The constant gradual increase in volume. Increases the fear and certainty in what people are hearing, but also disrupts sleep and wakes anyone who was sleeping. Soon everyone is awake, sleep deprived, and panicked.
Wouldn’t matter for people who still don’t really have access, but I’m taking a page out of supervirus Daemon’s book and telling everyone the web has been 100% infected and that they only have a short amount of time before it deletes itself permanently.
The rapture of the holy happened five minutes ago and no one was saved. The next 3.5 years will be chaos, starvation and death. Save yourself if you can.
